THE
REM REPORT
I normally see this column as a chance to
express my views on EBW which
normally means taking the piss out of the fellow EBW competitors. I never
thought I would start this column with a somber note but today I feel completely
gutted. I still cant believe that my fellow EBW partner The Irish Rebel has
died. When I was informed of his
death I thought it was a joke I knew that he had been ill because he missed a
house show in knightsridge. It
wasn’t till the Prez told she had been informed that he had meningitis c that
I knew the seriousness off the whole affair but even then I expected the
rebels fighting spirit to beat the disease but unfortunately it wasn’t to be.
Rest in peace Pal.
I had never actually wrestled the rebel one
on one but if the tournament for the vacant EBW championship hadn't been
scrapped after his death we would
have met in the final. Some people have
emailed me at [email protected]
asking how I feel about the tournament being
stopped and EBW being closed down for a little while since I was gaining so much
momentum since my comeback. Well to
quite honest I think it was the for the best for everyone I don’t think anyone
in the locker is really interested in wrestling at the moment .
And the break should do everyone good.
People have also asked me if I think it was
a coincidence that the same week the Rebel dies that the wwf do an angle which
includes the fake death of Paul Wight Senior.
Although the wwf do be seem
to be nicking a lot of our stuff (more
about that later) I doubt that they
would deliberately sink that low. However
I do hope that the creep who thought that the cancer angle would be entertaining
catches the disease himself and finds out how entertaining
cancer really is.
On a final note about the rebel
it was great to see all the famous people at his funeral
(as well as ALL ebw wrestlers ) Gerry Adams was there Mick McCarthy , Ken
Shamrock and Ronan Keating were there to say
goodbye to a fellow Irish
great.
Recently on the internet a lot of people
think it is strange how WCW are so blatantly copying the WWF i.e. JR hence Oklahoma and Corporate controls their very own Pat and Gerald. Well
here at Hoghill towers we
find nothing strange about all this thieving of ideas. As it has been happening
to us for months now
Lets
have a look at some examples of blatant stealing!!!!!!!!
In
EBWs very first hardcore match
between TSM and yours truly we
chose to litter the ring with household appliances i.e. pots pans and an iron
board. About 6 months later The WWF
(so called leader in sports entertainment) have their own house hold appliance
match with Chyna and Jeff Jarrett.
Two
months after the hardcore match I had decided that Hardcore wrestling
was pointless and went on a one man mission to abolish hardcore wrestling
from EBW. Mr. Eric Bischoff most have been suitably impressed by my acting skills
as within literally 2 weeks Ric Flair was going about screaming NO MORE
HARDCORE. And interfering with all hardcore matches like your truly
At
DOWN AND OUT TSM and the
Rebel thought for the ownership of The most important part of EBW the web page. A week later the McMahon's
thought Austin for the stock of the company at the King of the Ring
As
all EBW fans know Me and the Prez had a massive blow out this year mainly
because I felt that I had not being given my chance and spoke out publicly
against her her punishment was
severe massive fine and I had to fight meaning less jobbers at the next couple
of ppv. At the same time a certain Mr. Marcus Bagwell was getting the same
treatment at WCW.
The
most obvious steal was very recent
at the WWF Armageddon match between Vince and HHH. Stayed up late to
watch it and was just about falling asleep when it happened I just about fell
out of my chair. HHH hit Vince with A SHOPPING TROLLEY.
Why didn’t you just produce your EBW
membership card. Someone wants to be in the SWO
DON’T YOU THINK?
REMEMBER
YOU SAW IT HERE FIRST
SEE
YA